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{"type":"general","setup":"Why was the developer always calm?","punchline":"Because they knew how to handle exceptions.","id":442}

{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}

{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

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